Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quickerHis throat gets dry, he goes weak in the kneesAnd he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck!!!
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night.An old Granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV"