A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."
Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting what to have for supper. Liberty is an armed sheep contesting the vote.
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quickerHis throat gets dry, he goes weak in the kneesAnd he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck!!!