Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Carol listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men.
"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
Lets have some fun this weekend ok. Im going to try to enjoy myself and not be miserable. I just have been blah lately. The dropping temperatures always make me meloncholy. Oh and taxes are due this month and i dont have enough to pay. that makes me sad. But i will just keep on trying to do it sober. Id be really in trouble if i was drunk.Lets put the positive attitude hat on...