One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years!"
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quickerHis throat gets dry, he goes weak in the kneesAnd he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck!!!
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night.An old Granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV"