A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer, also a blonde
The police officer asked the driver for her license. What does it look like? said the driver as she looked through her purse.
The policewoman said "It's square and has your picture on it." The driver found a square mirror and handed it to the policewoman and said "Here it is".
The blonde officer looked at it and handed it back saying, "OK you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop"
My cousin called and asked me if I would loan him $300 to help him pay his rent... And y'all know me always willing to help my friends and family out... I told him..." let me see what i could do and I'll call him right back." But Before I could check with my other half... my Aunt calls and says, "Don’t you give him any money cause he's lying.”... My aunt tells me that he wants to take that...