A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer, also a blonde
The police officer asked the driver for her license. What does it look like? said the driver as she looked through her purse.
The policewoman said "It's square and has your picture on it." The driver found a square mirror and handed it to the policewoman and said "Here it is".
The blonde officer looked at it and handed it back saying, "OK you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop"
I took an unfortunate fall When the paramedics arrived, they had to break in the back door. Sounded like a bomb going off. All three cats ran out in panic. I then spent 3 weeks in the hospital. A friend put out food both in and outside, but no inside food or water was touched. When I arrived home, Rust was in the backyard, but would back off as he neared the door for several hours. ...