once a man checked a newspaper to find himself a dog. he went to visit a free dog and was told the dog was out in the bedroom watching tv. when the man entered the room the dog said hey guy, how ya doing? the dog explained that he was quite educated. most of his career was spent doing border patrol, then he served in the first gulf war. while there he realized his real expertise was retrieving wounded people from live fire. then when 911 happened he was living in new york and claimed to have dragged many wounded people from those buildings.but he said he was now retired and no-one gave a shit about him anymore.the flabergasted potential owner returned to the living room and asked the owner why he would ever get rid of such a talented national hero, to which the owner proclaimed that he was just sick of all that f-ing lying..
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