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I've received several questions regarding the whereabouts of a previous forum member. I've forwarded along an article that I've recently read for those who are wondering.
EXPERIMENTATION ENDS IN TRAGEDY
AP NEWS SOMETHING, CA
October 30, 2007.
A 30-something year old man was found seriously injured in his living room after what police describe a gruesome, horrible experiment.
Firefighters were called to the scene Tuesday morning by a neighbour who smelled something burning. When fireman broke in, they found the injured man, and based on their findings, immediately called police in to investigate.
At first, police assumed they were dealing with a ritualistic attempted murder. Posters of heavy metal rock and roll groups covered the apartment, groups which are often connected with satanic worship and rituals. According to a firefighter on the scene, the room was littered with taffy wrappers, shiney dimes, and the man was found nude, liberally coated with olive oil, with the remains of a cow heart attached to his genital area. Wires had been attached to the heart, and plugged into a wall socket. The man was injured from the electrocution, when the resulting surge literally blew off his penis.
Investigating officers dismissed the attempted murder theory when they found several underground pornographic magazines strewn haphazardly across the room. A 'how-to' article taped to the wall, and highlighted heavily, describes a sexual toy that can be made from the fresh heart of a cow, a few wires, and two 9-volt batteries. This deviancy is apparently gaining popularity. The goal, the article states, is to get the dead heart to beat, and then use the beating organ for sexual perversions.
It appears that the gentleman, who has requested to be identified only as VoltAir, attempted to create the product as described, but was looking for a more intense beat, with speed and pressure control. The resulting additional voltage proved to be his undoing.
Mr. VoltAir is currently recovering from his injuries in an unnamed hospital, where doctors were unable to repair his now detached self-proclaimed substantial manhood. He has been advised to avoid all thoughts, ideas, and sexual suggestions. They are currently awaiting news of a transplant, however at this point, Mr. Voltair has requested nothing less than what he had to begin with, but unfortunately, they have been unable to find a Chihuahua that matches his blood type.
mr. Voltair has declined an interview.
;)
EXPERIMENTATION ENDS IN TRAGEDY
AP NEWS SOMETHING, CA
October 30, 2007.
A 30-something year old man was found seriously injured in his living room after what police describe a gruesome, horrible experiment.
Firefighters were called to the scene Tuesday morning by a neighbour who smelled something burning. When fireman broke in, they found the injured man, and based on their findings, immediately called police in to investigate.
At first, police assumed they were dealing with a ritualistic attempted murder. Posters of heavy metal rock and roll groups covered the apartment, groups which are often connected with satanic worship and rituals. According to a firefighter on the scene, the room was littered with taffy wrappers, shiney dimes, and the man was found nude, liberally coated with olive oil, with the remains of a cow heart attached to his genital area. Wires had been attached to the heart, and plugged into a wall socket. The man was injured from the electrocution, when the resulting surge literally blew off his penis.
Investigating officers dismissed the attempted murder theory when they found several underground pornographic magazines strewn haphazardly across the room. A 'how-to' article taped to the wall, and highlighted heavily, describes a sexual toy that can be made from the fresh heart of a cow, a few wires, and two 9-volt batteries. This deviancy is apparently gaining popularity. The goal, the article states, is to get the dead heart to beat, and then use the beating organ for sexual perversions.
It appears that the gentleman, who has requested to be identified only as VoltAir, attempted to create the product as described, but was looking for a more intense beat, with speed and pressure control. The resulting additional voltage proved to be his undoing.
Mr. VoltAir is currently recovering from his injuries in an unnamed hospital, where doctors were unable to repair his now detached self-proclaimed substantial manhood. He has been advised to avoid all thoughts, ideas, and sexual suggestions. They are currently awaiting news of a transplant, however at this point, Mr. Voltair has requested nothing less than what he had to begin with, but unfortunately, they have been unable to find a Chihuahua that matches his blood type.
mr. Voltair has declined an interview.
;)
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Have anyone here taken perphenazine?can you develop muscle pain as a side effect? I began to have a pain in my leg after few weeks of using it. Not sure if it's a side affect or I just didn't notice how I strained the muscle
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Our great friend OlderC could really use some love and support right now... She's hit a rough patchBig squishy hug Kat... I hope that you start to feel better really soon.... xo
I'm somewhat offended by the way that as a species, we can take the opportunity to comment on a situation that we may truly know nothing about. Having an opinion is fine, however, having an opinion not based on fact is unacceptable.
I believe that there is not one member that cannot say they did not smile to at least ONE of the postings, or the verbal joustings that occured between himself and numerous other members.
Advice or postings were made with best intentions, and although may have been abrupt, were always honest. If a perceived offense occured, it was apologized for.
I wrote this very tongue-in-cheek....taking an urban myth and twisting it to suit my needs. The intent of this was to provide entertainment and amusement.
Oh, and as a general FYI - Chihuahua? No way. Think CLYDESDALE. ;)
hope he gets better soon.
THANKYOUvERYMUCH
RIP, and DAMN him for stealing the best userID ever!