Before I got a vibe to, well, you know, I didn't really have any toys. One day while sitting at the computer, I just slipped a ping pong ball in the right spot to massage my clitty while I was on the computer. I guess I was getting more than I expected and moist. Woops, it slipped and I couldn't feel it anymore. Panic, and I went to the bathroom and checked. Yep, it was up there alright. Try as I might, I could not get that thing to come down.
Go to er, I don't think so. I worked at the local hospital anyway and I didn't want them to think I was weird. I didn't stick things in there usually but it just slipped, you see......
I got an appointment with a woman dr in a town a few miles from here. Got a good going over and even she had trouble getting it out. Took a good hour for her to make up her mind how to do it. All the while I layed there with my goods on display. Finally she got it out. No lab, she said? NO! Not something to send to lab. I did get antibiotics because it had been a month from call to appointment.
I went back to work the next day and just said I had to have something removed and was on antibiotics. Left them all wondering. Never said it was just an accident or what was removed.