> > For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when
> > you can get milk for free. Here's an update for
> > you: These days 80% of women are against
> > marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not
> > worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
> > sausage.
> >
> > Men are like....
> >
> > 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ....... They
> > irritate the crap out of you.
> >
> >
> > 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the
> > less firm they are.
> >
> >
> > 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to
> > change them.
> >
> >
> > 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but
> > you're not quite sure why.
> >
> >
> > 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet,
> > smooth, & they usually head right for your
> > hips.
> >
> >
> > 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You
> > can't believe a word they say.
> >
> >
> > 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their
> > clothes are always 1/2 off!
> >
> >
> > 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ....
> > They take soooooooo long to mature.
> >
> >
> > 9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run
> > at the first sign of emotion.
> >
> >
> > 10. Men are like ..Popcorn .... They satisfy
> > you, but only for a little while.
> >
> >
> > 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know
> > when they're coming, how many inches you'll get
> > or how long it will last.
> >
> >
> > 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to
> > look at, but not very bright.
> >
> >
> > 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good
> > ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
> >
> >
> >
> > Now send this to all the remarkable women you
> > know, as well as to any understanding
> > good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky
> > enough to know !!!!!!!!!!