A young Italian couple get married. The bride is still a virgin. So after the wedding and the reception the couples goes back to the bride's parent's house to spend the night. So the couple go upstairs and Tony takes off his shirt. His new bride runs down the stairs and says, "Momma Momma Tony has hair on his chest." Momma says, "don't worry go back upstairs and Tony will take good care of you." So she goes back upstairs and Tony has taken off his pants so she runs back downstairs and says, "Momma Momma Tony has hair on his legs." Momma says, "don't worry go back upstairs and Tony will take good care of you." So she goes back upstairs and Tony has taken off his shoes and socks. She notices that on one of his feet he only had half a foot. So she runs back downstairs and says, "Momma Momma Tony has a foot and a half." Momma says, "don't worry stay down here and Momma will go upstairs and take care of Tony."
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