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Excuses, Excuses

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What are some good excuses on getting out of the date...

For example, I really want to see you but I must have got the flu or bad allergies..... that would be one... What are your favorites to use?
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*or* the best you heard

Yup, that nasty flu, crosses borders and e\/erything
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I would really like to see you tonight, but I need to stay home and take care of this nasty rash I have-LOL
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"Man, I REALLY want to sleep over, but my contact lens solution is back at my place, and I can't drive to work tomorrow without my contacts in..."

Works EVERY time.
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um...be hones? Dunno that usually works for me!
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My cat is sick.
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Hey miss beybey!

How are you?

I've actually used that one before. :)
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the kid card is always a good one
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Sorry, I have to babysit.
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How about "I have school tomorrow"

(I'm a teacher!!!)
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I'm sorry, my period just started and I don't ha\/e a quarter for the machine in the bathroom
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I have to work early in the morning.
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Y'no what's wierd? sometimes that flu? well it just magically clears up right out of the blue, kind of a 17 hour thing

Funny innit?
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oh and you dont' catch it by making out!! strange..... must be a non contagious flu?
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Sorry, I have an appointment at the free clinic
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LMAO
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