My first marriage?

very funny xx xx xx
i think a lot of us can say that

She didn't like me going down on her, didn't like doing it to me and didn't like anal. Oh and initially she didn't like the light on...even if we were under covers.

My crime was that she wanted me to spank her and I didn't fancy it. By the time I got to my second marriage I'd changed my mind on that.

married 5 years and no diasters....yet *touches wood* only a matter of time i think lol

hey i love all that you mentioned, *wink wink *

lol..yeah I know (wink)

huh!!! what do you mean you know you stalking me lol lol lol lol lol

Hey is this open for all or just u 2 lol

it is open to all hun, i think i have found an admirere lol lol lol

Wot me pmsl

no way lol lol lol lol

my first time!

It was in a car, i had the gear stick stinking into my back, so I couldn't even move!

It was his first as well, so to be honest I just lay there and let him get on with it!

Well, I had a couple I guess. Embarrassed to say but its all confidential right??? Anywho, my first time, which was the boyfriend at the time his first also, neither one of us knew what to do. I just kinda laid there with my legs straight down and him kinda on top. Still not sure how he got it in! looking back now it was kinda funny. The second time was much better, legs went up it was ok. I had a guy accidentally cut one loose once. That was pretty gross, but it happens. After you become a mom and work behind the walls of a prison-nothing phases you! But I think the worst was once down at Ft.Hood Texas I was in a car with a really hot solider and we got to going and the MP's came rolling up. We were too close to the airstrip! It was funny, but we got out there quick. The MP's were cool about and let us leave but they did see a good shot of boob before were able to cover up. And I have 42EE Breasts!

I would have to say whenme and my bf were really going at in his car on the side street of his Mom's house and his friends pulling up not knowing and shining a million watt candle flashlight in and seeing his ass and my legs on the roof of his truck. We still will never live that down!!!

The first blow job I gave was a disaster. We were in a car and I was sitting at his feet, kinda hunched up over him funny. When he came, it shot right up the back of my nose!!! I didn't have the choice of spit or swallow, it was just swallow and swallow and swallow! Talk about disgusting!! *LOL*

Another time in high school we were in the backseat of the car, doing 69. He said he had to fart, so he got up, stuck his butt in the front seat and let it rip. It was the most stinky fart I had EVER smelled! It was so bad even after rolling down the windows we couldn't get back into the mood. We just got dressed and left. *LOL* I was just SOOOOOOO thankful that he didn't do it right in my face!!!