A lady walks into the store and asks how much is the big white dildo? The salesman says, "It is $25.00." She buys it and leaves. Another woman comes in the store and asks, "How much is that big black dildo? The salesman says, "It is $50.00." So the woman buys it and leaves the store. Then another woman comes in the store and asks, "How much is that plaid dildo?" The salesman says, "That is $75.00." The lady buys it and leaves the store. In walks the owner of the store. He asks, "How were sales today?" The salesman replied, "They were great!!" I sold the white dildo for $25.00, the black dildo for $50.00, and my Thermos for $75.00.
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