A husband and his wife were out in the yard. The husband was cooking on the barbeque grill and the wife was bending over pulling weeds in the garden. The husband says to his wife, "Honey your a$$ is as wide as this grill." She looks up at him and knods her head and keeps on weeding the garden. Later that night, they were in bed. He was all hot and bothered. He was really trying to put the move on her. So, the wife says, "Honey, I am not going to heat up this big barbeque grill for one little weannie."
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