Four men got together and went golfing one day. Three of the men headed out to the first Tee. And the fourth man went into the club house to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking, and bragging about their grown sons. The first man told the others. "My son builds homes for aliving. He has his own business and he is so sucessful. He actually gave a new 5000 square foot. home to a good friend of his for free".

The second man said "My son started out as a car salesman. And now he owns a multi-line dealership. And he is so sucessful he gave a brand new Hummer and a Corvette to a good friend of his".

The third man not wanting to be outdone by the others bragged, "My son is a Stock Broker and he's doing so well he just gave a good friend of his an entire stock portolio. Yeah, pretty much set this dude up for life".

The fourth man finally caught up with them out on the Tee after taking care of the bill. The first man mentions to him. "You know we were all just talking about our sons and I know you have a boy around the same age as ours. And we were just wondering how your boy is doing".

The fourth man kinda of goes into thought for a moment and then finaly responds. " Well guys I've always kind of laid low on talking about my son. But you know the 4 of us we've all gotten to know each other pretty well in the past few months. So what the heck it's really not a big deal to me anymore. And my son is a great kid. So I'll just say it like this my boy is Gay and he told me years ago "Dad this is the way it is".

The other three men were stunned at the news and they all chimed in together. "Oh my God! Were so sorry we would have never put you on the spot like that if we had any idea at all!". The fourth guy responded "Really guys its fine it doesn't matter to me anymore we worked through it years ago".

The three men were at a loss for words at first. But they couldn't help but ask. "But how is your son doing then, you know what we mean it's like um, well it's like kinda hard for these kinda kids to make it on their own so to speak".

The fourth man responded. " Oh don't worry about him he's doing better then anyone I know. He's got an excellent job. He lives about 2 hours from here in this like, well I guess the best way to dexcribe it is a mini manison and you have got to see these two cars he drives. I mean these are two absolutly Sweet autombiles. And you want to know what the kicker is! The house and the cars were all gifts from his last two Boyfriends!

Two of of the men went totally pale and started walking in circles like in shock shaking their heads and muttering out loud "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

The fourth man responded. "Guys this is why I never like to discuss my son's personal business people just can't handle that kind of stuff. You guys have got to relax you's are making me feel really bad right now. And you know what things just keep getting better and better all the time. My son has a new Boyfriend now He's some kinda of stock broker genius. I'm not even gonna tell yous what he just did for my boy. All I can say is I told my kid this one is a keeper!

The third man dropped to his knees. The fourth man responded. "Thats it yous are all totally pissing me off now! Let's change the subject. I don't want to talk about this any more. As long as your kids are fine that's all yous need to be thinking about! Alright which one of you clowns wants to Tee off!