Dear Double Chin, I am so glad that you are finally gone out of my life. For so many years you lingered every place I went. You were in my pictures, followed my smile, and made me feel really ugly. I am so glad that you are gone out of my life. I hated you so much I would try to make you disappear by tilting my face, by looking up in pictures,and would stretch my neck. But never fail you were still there UGLY as can be. It is so nice now that you are gone. I can see my jaw line. I can smile and not feel you jiggling below. I really do hate you and never want you to come back.... oh unless you are coming back to pick up the double roll in my stomach, the flab that shakes on my inner thighs, my saggy boobs, and my slight arm pit jiggle that is still there. You need to stay away unless, and only unless, you come back to take all those things with you when you go. I am much happier without you.....
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