So now that my squash plants and Mellon plants are BIG, I have tons of mosquitoes. It happens every year at this time.
The leaves are about 10 inches across. The mosquitoes lay in wait under the leaves and on the moist soil. If I barely touch the leaves, there's so many, it looks like smoke rising.
I'm not going to spray, So.... any suggestions. I'm talking in a big scale.
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