My husband doesn't know about dumping bits of food out of sink strainer down drain.
So he buys sink strainer when they get dirty. He doesn't take Bathmat out
Of bathtub after a shower. Then when he does lift it up its horrible looking
and he asks if we can clean the mat or should we just buy another Bath mat?
He never cleans his hairbrush. One day he told me it was dirty and he
needed to buy new brush. It was filled with hair. Is this because his mother didn't teach him
household stuff? I learned from my mother and woman's magazines.
But I guess men don't learn these basic things?
In flight On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he then says to his co-pilot, "What would feel good right now is a cup of coffee and a...
How to tell when you get really old you buy two cases of beer and instead of getting carded, they ask, "you need help with that to your car."