I'm married but no kids or pets right now. My husband didn't celebrate
Fathers Day even when we had pets. My mother would celebrate our dogs
birthday and give her gifts at holidays. And when we had a birthday, she
would get a couple spoonfuls of ice cream.
Farmer John's RoosterJohn the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his...
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.This was...