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Why did the turkeyfor smiles

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Why did the turkey cross the road? Well he really did not mean to he just got lost in the fibro fog. LOL Corny!
Now its your turn, Why did the turkey:
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Why Did the Turkey Crossed the Road:
He was on his way to Grandmother's House, when he realized he should be joining his FMily instead.

FMily is the special bond those of us who have fibromylagia all share. We often have more in common with our fellow fibromites than we do with members of our own family...
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Why did the turkey buy some butter? He heard he was going to get a massage.
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What did the turkey say before he was roasted?


Boy I'm stuffed!!!
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I have one more.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, the Empire State Building can't jump at all!
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Why do turkeys trot? Because he is like the rest of us fibromites and has IBS. HAHA
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What two animals does the turkey hate the most??

Ducks and Hens...Why you ask?

Turduckhens!!! LOL

i totally made up that WAY LAME joke lol dang what is worse is i am laughing at my own stupid joke lol
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And we all know Turduckhens are good when you aren't sure of which meat you should serve on "Turkey" day lol
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Oh, Tink that is so funny. LOL
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hehehe sorry I can not think of one but am enjoying marilyn
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Why did they have to tie the turkeys legs together before cooking him? Because he had restless leg syndrome? SMILE
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renee you are too funny..on a roll hun..rofl...
why did the turkey cross the road ?
to ask for directions to the white house to get his pardon
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Bump
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What goes gobble, gobble, gobble, ha, ha, ha, plop?

A turkey laughing its head off!!!!
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