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ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE HAS RETURNED
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GOOD DAY MY DEAR AND SWEET SUBJECTS. YOUR QUEEN HAD A TOUCH OF GLOOMIS IN THE FROOMIS THIS MORN, BUT ALL IS ON THE MEND NOW. I CONSULTED WITH DOG/GOD MR. CHIPS AND HE, IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM, IMPARTED THESE HELPFUL WORDS TO ME.
THE SOLUTION TO A MIGRANE THAT COULD WIPE OUT THE POPULATION OF CHINA IS 3 FOLD=
1.)TAKE THE GOD/DOG MR CHIPS FOR A LONG WALK IN THE COLD BRISK AIR i was not sure about this one but i did it anyway
2.) LOAD YOURSELF UP ON CHOCOLATE AND CAFFEINE.
3.) SLEEP LIKE MR. CHIPS DOES EVERYDAY.

SO, OFF TO THE ROYAL BEDDYBYE I TOOK MYSELF, AND AFTER A LONG REPOSE, I AM WELL.

I WANT TO THANK ALL MY WELLWISHERS THIS FINE DAY FOR LIGHTENING MY SPIRITS AND WARMING MY HEART.

NOW ONTO QUEENDOM BUSINESS:
1.)MS. JANE,,,,THERE WILL BE COUP. NOW STOP THAT SILLINESS
2.) HAVE THOSE ATTENDING THE MASKED BALL WORKED ON YOUR COSTUMES? I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM ALL.
3.) EACH OF MY SUBJECTS WILL DROP WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING AT THIS MOMENT, WALK TO THE NEAREST MIRROR, AND REPEAT AFTER ME......i'm waiting slowpoke..get a move on......NOW, REPEAT AFTER ME,,,,,
I,... insert your name here (no jane and bbrs you do not repeat insert your name here...you say your own names) Let's start again.

LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AND SAY, I,,,,,AM A FANTASTIC PERSON. ANYONE THAT DOES NOT REALIZE HOW WONDERFUL I TRUELY AM IS OUT OF THEIR MINDS AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO STAND IN MY SHADOW. I WILL BE PAINFREE THIS DAY IN THE QUEENDOM OF THE QUEEN. I WILL SMILE AND BE HAPPY AND LOVE MY FELLOW BEASTS OF THE UNIVERSE.

NOW PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK AND GO PLAY.

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