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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man,
about one Foot high and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano,
setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny
piano bench, Which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing
a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says:
"Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's
a gust of smoke. And a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one Wish.
Just one wish...each person is only allowed one!"
The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, "I want A million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed By another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled With ducks and they
keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says,
"Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million Ducks."
"No shit!!" says the man,
"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Pianist?"
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man,
about one Foot high and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano,
setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny
piano bench, Which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing
a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says:
"Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's
a gust of smoke. And a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one Wish.
Just one wish...each person is only allowed one!"
The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, "I want A million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed By another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled With ducks and they
keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says,
"Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million Ducks."
"No shit!!" says the man,
"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Pianist?"
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Jan