I was invited out for a girls night out, with the girls. I told my hubby "I promise to be home by midnight! " Well hours passed, and the Margaritas went down, way to easy. Around 3:00AM I headed for home. Just as I got to the door, the cuckoo clock went off 3 times. Quickly I realized hubby may wake up. So I cuckooed 9 more times.( Even when your smashed, 3 plus 9 is 12) The next morning hubby asked when I got home. I said midnight. He didnt seem pissed off at all.( Whew I got away with that one!!!!) Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. I asked why? He said " Well last night our clock went off 3 times, then said "OH SHIT", cuckooed 4 more times, then cleared its throat, then another 3 times, and giggled, cuckooed 2 more times, then fell over the coffee table and farted"!!!!!!!! Hope this made ya have a good laugh today!
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