Ok. You have to hear this. I thought I was gonna be that person screaming on COPS last night. You know, the one who's looking up at the helicoptor camera and screaming, "I'm innocent, I'm innocent!!!"

We were on the way to visit my mom and dad who live about 1.5 hours away. I have to be honest and say that I was in a pissy mood. I got a BRAND NEW sprint phone, and it stopped working after 3 calls, so I went to the sprint store, and they have a new policy. Evidently if you buy it online, you have to return it online. Can't just swap it in the store. Don't get me started!!!!

So, I'm driving along, and usually I am soooooo careful about my speed. I usually drive UNDER the speed limit, so as not to get pulled over. But on mom and dad's road, they've recently built about 4000 new homes so you can imagine the traffic now. They lowered the speed limit, AGAIN, and I wasn't paying attention, cuz I was pissed about the phone.

I'm about to pull into my parents driveway, and yep, you guessed it, cop opposite me, lights flashing. I honestly didn't really give it a second thought, cuz I didn't know I was speeding, so I just headed up the driveway (about 1/4 mile long). Then I notice, ummm, yeah, he's following us.....up the driveway. Sooooooooooooooooo, I'm driving real slow, thinking to myself, I don't want to get shot, him thinking I'm "outrunning" him (at 2 miles an hour) but I don't want to stop in the middle of the driveway either.

Now, something you need to REALLY understand, is that my dad, is the all time WORST pissy person when it comes to drivers (4 wheelers he calls them). He was a trucker (dang good one too) for 30 yrs. and has NO TOLERENCE for fast driving. He is ALWAYS calling the cops to come and ticket people on his road for speeding. Yeah, that's means me. *sigh*. My husband is like going ballistic (realize he just got three tickets in the last 4 months or so) saying "get out of the truck, get out of the truck now! Kids, everyone, out, now!!!! I have NO CLUE what he is talking about, but usually hubby knows what he's talking about, so I don't question him, and just do it. (Seems that he heard that if you get out on and your in a parking lot, they have to work REAL HARD to prove that you were speeding, but we were in our driveway, so whatever). So I get out, and start walking to the cop (Ya know, what always happens when you do that? THEY SHOOT YOU!) Oh, well, I'm thinking, good way to go right? LOL! So, long story short, (too late) the cop was VERY NICE. Course, I was extremely over nice, and played the whole thing aloof. "What, me? Speeding? NO! Really? How fast?" Well, I was going 54 in a 30. *sigh*

Well, I'm nervous as all get out, cuz my license expired in the middle of Aug. and I just KNOW I'm busted! But, he didn't say anything about it, just gave me a warning! That's it! A warning! He said it would have been a $320 ticket. But I was so nice to him, he actually shook my hand and thanked me for being so courteous. Ya! True story!

I've recently lost 60 lbs. and was wearing very tight jeans and an even tighter shirt. I mean, very tight. My 15 yr old daughter SWEARS that the reason I got the warning, was cuz of the shirt. LOL! I have size J cups so, maybe? don't care, I got a warning, that's all that matters.

Ok, last note, cuz I know this is long, but it's just too funny. I haven't gotten a ticket in ALMOST 10 years. Truth. That ticket was for speeding, guess where? THE SAME EXACT SPOT! And guess who the cop was? Yep, you got it!

Sorry, it was so long, but thought you all deserved a laugh today!