WELL LAST NIGHT WAS A GREAT SUCCESS. WE WERE ATTACKED BY HAVOC OF MASTER BUSH (i have to admit that I did think her title was very funny), AND WE FOUGHT BACK AND WON. HAVE NOT HEARD OR SEEN THIS HAVOC PERSON SINCE AND AM WONDERING WHERE SHE CAME FROM. BUT THAT DOES NOT REALLY MATTER.

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS THAT YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS WISHES TO THANK OUR MSBONI SPY, COMMANDER IN CHIEF OWL AND HER TROOPS, DALLAS' BEARS, JESTERS' POTATOES, ANGELS' MARSHMALLOW CATAPULT AND "DIFFERENT" HAMSTER, GODMOTHER'S WAND, HOBBS DANCING SHOES, SOCIALS' ELEPHANTS WITH POOP, UNICORNS, ZEBRAS, AND WOLVES, BBRS MIND, HUMOR, WITT, HEART, AND EVER CHANGING OUTFITS AND SPELLS, STACI'S PEASANTS, SNARFLS' BREAKDANCING, AND DIXIECATS KITTY, LEOPARD, LION AND FOR TAKING THE LAST ARROW.

YOU WILL ALL BE REWARDED FOR YOUR LOYALTY WITH EXTRA CHOCOLATE FOR A YEAR, AN ALL DAY LONG MASSAGE, AND A RUBY FOR EACH. ONE OTHER SURPRISE IS THE INSTALLATION IN ALL OF YOUR HOMES OF A TAP THAT WILL DISPENSE OUR SIGNATURE DRINK, AT NO COST TO YOU, OUR BUBBLYNEVERPAIN ELIXAR.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF LAST NIGHT'S BATTLE THE QUEEN FOR A DAY WINNER WAS ANNOUNCED. SHE HAS WON THE PRIVILEDGE OF WEARING A CROWN (MUCH SMALLER THAN MINE, BUT STILL A CROWN), A MAYTAG WASHER AND DRYER WITH SLAVE TO RUN IT, A SHOPPING SPREE TO TARGET' AND OUR ESTEEMED GRATITUDE. BY OVERWHELMING VOTE THE WINNER IS BBRS.

HER FIRST ADVISOR AND CONSTANT COMPANION WILL BE DIXIECAT. DIXIECAT HAS WON A RED, FLUFFY PILLOW OF HER OWN, A YEARS SUPPLY OF WARM CREAM SPIKED WITH CAT NIP AND A CROWN OF HER OWN.

BEFORE I TURN OVER THE TITLE FOR THE DAY HOWEVER, I MAKE A LAW RIGHT NOW THAT THERE WILL BE NO...I REPEAT....NO ORDERS OF "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD". THAT IS A DIFFERENT QUEEN IN A DIFFERENT QUEENDOM.

NOW I WILL TAKE MY LEAVE AND ALLOW BBRS AND CAT TO PRACTICE BEING QUEEN.

SO I DECLARE. SO IT IS LAW