A little boy got a new train for Xmas. He's in the living room playing with it and mom is in the kitchen. She can hear the train going around and around. Pretty soon the train stops and she hears "all of you that want off the GD train get off the GD train, All of you that don't want off the train sit down and shut the F*** up". Well the mother can't believe she really heard that so she stops what she's doing and moves closer to the living room without being seen and listens really close. Pretty soon the train stops again and she hears "All of you that want off the GD train get off the GD train, those of you who don't want off the train sit down and shut the F*** up. So she goes in the living room and grabs the boy, spanks his butt and sends him to his room. About 2 hours later she goes and asks the boy if he can behave himself and he agrees. So back to the train he goes. Mom goes back to the kitchen. Pretty soon the train stops and she hears "All of you that want off the GD train get off the GD train, those of you that don't want off the train sit down and shut the F*** up, those of you who want to complain about the 2 hour delay see the bitch in the kitchen.
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