Laugh all you want! I am so excited that my late birthday present will be delivered today or tomorrow. It's an adult size tricycle, green in color, basket in the front and the back, and it even has a little bell. "What the heck, why not" I said. I have lost alot of my balance and am no longer coordinated at anything. I am a joke at swimming aerobics....how can someone fall over in four feet of water. I am even worse when it comes to the gym...have you ever fallen off a stationary object in front of a room full of people. Last time I tried to ride a regualar bike I couldn't get the balance to get up my own driveway and I kept going around the block until I was so exhausted I finally rode up onto my front grass and fell off. My children are completely embarassed by me. I walk into things. Despite their pleas, I insist on pushing the shopping cart when we go out and it never fails..I alway run into someone or soemthing. So....now I will have my own special tricycle. I will be the envy of all my neighbors. I will start a new fashion trend. My kids will be begging me to take my trike out for a spin. Sales of adult tricycles in America will rise and feed the economy. I am a woman with a tricycle....watch out!
Posts You May Be Interested In
Good morning.Well, I finally got to sleep at midnight. Ahhh... And Hubby woke me at 430 AM.He's been allowed to live, but mostly b/c I am too sore to whack him to death with a pillow. For reasons unknown to me, but possibly related to the alignment of galaxies in an alternate universe, my neck-=shoulders blew big time. Ow! I figure it's partly stress, but not all stress. Doesn't feel the way it...
Good morning!Took a walk.A cat found me.All black but his paws and his very tip of his tail, like a firefly. Quite friendly. His owner had left the door open to air out paint, and the cat was just wandering about making friends and being adorable. So you know he spotted this sucker coming!***No trivia today, but a quick note.PLEASE if you see someone being harassed verbally on DS, report it to a...