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Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and
possibly have a small present for me
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone 'Happy Birthday.'
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
I responded,
'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok,' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy
Birthday.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
.
.
.
.
.
Naked.
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and
possibly have a small present for me
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone 'Happy Birthday.'
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
I responded,
'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok,' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy
Birthday.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
.
.
.
.
.
Naked.

sja
OMG!!! LOL!!

rubyblue
*smile*

deleted_user
That is awful yet hilarious at the same time...haha. Thanks for sharing!

deleted_user
great, great humor.

deleted_user
LOL! Thanks for that!

deleted_user
That is hillarious. OMG!

deleted_user
going to a birthday party in a birthday suit -- sounds kewl.

deleted_user
that was awesome

MiaBean
OH.....MY.......GOODNESS.....That's a reason to kick yourself in the nuts; not fire your secretary. That is freaking hilarious though!

Magdalena8
I just had to send this one to my friends.Thanks

ZAZAS
kinda jumped the gun a bit didn't he.

deleted_user
lmao thats amazing! ahahahaha

deleted_user
Thanks for the laugh, made my day!!!
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