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Try this:
On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains & disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into comfortable clothes, sit in your favorite chair & remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so it won't get chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box & read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there's a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested & then sanitized.
Now, close your eyes & repeat out loud 5 times:
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains & disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into comfortable clothes, sit in your favorite chair & remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so it won't get chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box & read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there's a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested & then sanitized.
Now, close your eyes & repeat out loud 5 times:
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
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okay...that's just wrong. on sooooooooo many levels...wrong. ya know, i have never been able to check my kids temp that way...it just seems cruel. LOL
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