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Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.
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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
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Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
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Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll let you know next week.
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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language.
A: Pilgrims!
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll let you know next week.
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
---------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language.

ZAZAS
haha

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love this, thanks for sharing
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