i'm a freakin genius!! its amazing how creative you get when you're cell phone's not working. the lack of contact and conversation really makes you think a lot.... okay, here's my plan, god this is gonna be awesome. my girl diana was the first one i thought of on this one, just cause she's crazy too, the only person i know who would be 100% down with all of this, the only one crazy and spontaneous enough to go along with all of this with me. and now i'm thinkin of including a couple girls from work.... freakin hillarious. okay... diana's gonna be 21 in a month so she'll be able to legally go out with me. what we're gonna do is stop by some porn shop and buy all the bachelorette party stuff, you know, the penis veils, necklaces and all. its cheap and you don't need much. i've got a pretty little diamond ring that totally looks like an engagement ring, when i used to wear it people would always ask if i was getting married, i knew i didn't chuck it for a reason. then the suck for a buck shirts... totally gonna go to bars where nobody knows us, none around here, and fake our own bachelorette parties. we can even swich it up throughout the night, from bar to bar. free drinks for whoever's decked out, making money off the shirt, and how hillarious is that?? just gonna totally be fun. we can go all out and make up some crazy story about what our "fiancee" does for a living, names, where we're gonna be moving to, whatever.... just have an all out ladies night, figure only my crazy, rowdy ass fun girls will go along with it anyway. i called her from my landline as soon as i walked in the door and she starts cracking up. "i fucking love you, mego!! thats so awesome... dude, someone's gonna slip up and tell people or get stories all mixed up" "who cares? that'll make it even better." so its a plan... can't wait.
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