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Torn....

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...should I mull over how to kill my flatmate playing the automatic over and over again until i want to insert the cd player into his most painful orafice or I do I return to thinking how best to get painful and excruciating revenge on him in the distant future?

Hmmmm.....

(note don't get your knickers in a twist tis comic imaginary homicide. Makes a fucking change from suicide right?)
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not familiar with that one. When my other flatmate passed out on my bed I threatened to drop a boot on his head that seemed to work out. whats short sheeting?
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Assuming he uses sheets on the bed (from a few of your comments about the roomies, well, I guess that's an open question)

You unmake the bed, then remake it so that it look normal, but the bottom sheet is folded back up partway, so that when he tries to stretch out the bed seems end a few feet before it should. You have to kind of make a sheet baggie. If he's drunk enough and hasn't cut his toenails he might tear his way right through the sheet before he figures out what's going on.
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....okay....

*walks off confuzzled, thinking she'll just hit him over the head with the pan and get it done the old fashioned way*
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OMG good one. Learn something new here every day! thanks
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Ooo, just go out into the rain and find a few snails and slugs to slip into his bed.
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Oooops, sorry. Forgot you're a langauge major, got to avoid technical stuff like sheet-folding.
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yeah and what do you call a writer who can't spell LANGUAGE eh maridon? You big yankee doodle twit....lol
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Liverpudlian loon. And it's called sloppy. LOL
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Besides, I'm an artist, above such mundane considerations.
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**smiles grandly**

I love this board!!!
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ooh shut up you big arse fart you NEVER admit you can't spell my dear it's okay, it's not your fault! It'll be that pea brain of a rodent mind you're stuck with :) And the technical term is Scouser, so there :)
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lol arch thats a bad girl
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well they ask for it don't they....MEN lol
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Cracker stuffed English escargot!!!
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Never said I could spell. LOL
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