REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD!

I'd go with the painful orifice thing, sounds much more like pain to me lol. Unfortunately, they may enjoy that so another alternative is putting cling film over the toilet seat he he

So you're saying I should freeze the bastard now? Hmm where would I get my hands on some liquid nitrogen...

no he manages to miss when he's drunk anyway kate, last time we locked him in the closet until he agreed to er...clean up the spillage.

Hmmm, cyanide? ;)

Hmmm, tie him to a chair and force feed him homemade lentil soup and kamikzee carots?

i say long slow torture! revenge is best!

maridon do you REALLY want to go there hmm? Do you. Think looooooong and hard about what you just said and see the maddness in that slug's eyes.

oh..lol.......clingfilm over the toilet seat..hahhhaaaaa! thats some idea. I have one new very clean lodger to the point of OCD - and he bought new brilliant white rugs round the t.seat the other day which I daresay has unnerved the other tenant into obedience...lolol....

Awww, sluggo's so sweet. :)

Don't know if this actually works, but once someone told me they tried it with a honeymoon couplegrind up alka seltzer into a poweder, spread in on his sheets, then wait and see if it begins to foam and fizz when he sweats in his sleep?

....its stopped. Damn. no homicide for me today. Pot noodle's done, going to get...

Darn, 'cause I know this works from collegewell, two idea's actually.

Get a BIG manilla envelope, a large book or flat board. Fill the envelope with shaving cream, wait until he's asleep, slide the open end of the envelope under his door, then drop the heavy book or lay the board on the envelope and jump on itthen wait to see how big a SPLAT it makes in his room.

Or...collect a huge pile of newspaper, crumple each page loosely, and while he's out fill his room to the ceiling with wadded papers. Do it right and they'll fall on him when he opens the door.

You inspired me to write a thread about revenge on our mates......for fun. Nothing harmful to get us into real trouble.

Glad your not suicidal now. Loved your thread. lol

*smiles, tents fingers* Eeeeeeexxxcellent.

And there's always the old stand-by, very traditional, but effective...particulalry is he's drunk when he goes to bed. Short sheet the bed.