okay, heres the story. last night after work i was gonna stop by my buddy's to smoke, he asked me to pick him up a burger on my way home, (haha, totally took a bite outta that shit and wrapped it back up, but not the funny part)so i did being the awesome friend that i am. okay, so i pull into his driveway, which is hard enough cause its all frozen snow and ice. my spot actually looked pretty clear so i was only worried about getting from a few feet outta my spot to the door. i was wrong. totally black ice. i stepped outta my car and thought "shit" but figured i'd make it. wrong. two steps later, one foot flies out from under me, arms swing up, wendy's bag goes sailing through the air... i TOTALLY biffed it HARD. so i'm laying there in my scrubs (which aren't warm at all) totally cracking up at myself, glad nobody saw it but kinda wishing someone did cause it must have looked hilarious. something straight from a movie. go to get up and BAM, back down on my knee. i finally make it into his house, soaking wet, still laughing to myself, a little sore. when i left he stood in the doorway waiting to see round two. i made it to my car but decided since the passenger door was closer i'd climb in that way and crawl over to the drivers seat... not so funny this morning, i'm feelin that shit. gotta HUGE bruise covering the side/back of my upper right leg, bruised up knee and sore ass shoulder... but it was worth it. not sure if this is even funny in writing, next time i'll try to get a video outta it...
the end!!