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1 To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the sink.
2. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. (Remember
to use a timer)
3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Thought for the day:
'SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES: NOT RE ALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE
STAIRS.'
2. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. (Remember
to use a timer)
3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Thought for the day:
'SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES: NOT RE ALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE
STAIRS.'
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*smiles* Ooh i like that slinky comment...
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Too funny! Thanks.
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hehe
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I can think of a few "slinky' peeps that I owuldn't mind playing slinky with...down down down...
chilvr
thank you crystaldaisies...i actually smiled and laughed a little bit!!!!
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Loved it...thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.
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glad I could make ya all smile!!!!
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ROFLMFAO...absolutely brilliant :)
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I loved it! And I am a great believer in both WD40 and duct tape!!
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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