A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. Jesus is watching you, a voice said Huh?, oh well, the robber said and continued shinning his torch. Jesus is watching you, the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot. Oh, it's you, the robber said. I'm just trying to warn you, the parrot said. Oh, that's nice, the robber said, pretending to be scared, what's your name? Moses. Moses? What kind of idiot would call a parrot Moses? The same kind of idiot that would call a rottweiler Jesus!
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