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Revenge - any ideas?

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I want to exact some revenge on my ex-boyfriend. Nothing violent or nasty, just something. He broke my heart and stole my cats, kept my apartment and is saying really terrible things about me, and I can't defend myself 'cause I live so far away.

I was thinking about something like a seafood of the month club(he hates fish).......
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don't lower yourself to his standards.
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I agree with tiger
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I w3as going to say that revenge doesn't work, and usually backfires on the person seeking it, but the bastard took your cats, so send him a BIG STINKY FISH ith dead staring eyes!
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Thats what I'm talking about Aly! Why shouldn't I lower my standards once? I let him away with everything
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Yes, F him!
starfish
starfish
I'd find a way to get my cats back.....the landlord, perhaps.

And ignore him. Men hate to be ignored.

Sounds like he wants to have some drama.

I wouldn't give it to him, he's not worth it.

YOu know how kids will try to get bad attention, when they can't have good attention?

That's what he's doing.
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get your cats back, let me have the coordinates to the apartment, and I can have some of my flyboys......


TIGER!!! Stop that!!!
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All my ideas are truly nasty. I used to forgive people, but revenge is its own reward. If he did it on purpose, make him suffer.
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Not forgiving him is like drinking the poison and hoping he'll die.

you forgive...for you.

move on.
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I'm all for revenge but I have to agree with liltiger get your cat back and "F" him. He wants you to do something to him so he can tell everyone how crazy you are. Don't fall for it.
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Arrange a covart operation to rescue the cats... he'll get his due round robin.

Of course, you can always sign him up for all sorts of things, all those fill out cards for vacuum cleaner demos, etc. I tried to enlist my sister in the Army, Navy, and Marines... that Army recruiter drove her nuts, kept coming to the house.

Or hire a lawyer and sue him for custody of the cats.
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Of course you have to forgive and let go, and you can do that after you send him a big stinky fish with huge bulging eyes!
Don't forget to include a nice hallmark card wishing him well and thanking for all he's done, and a copy of Poison's "Every Rose Has A Thorn".
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oh-oh-oh you sooo have too! Priorities!

A) get a mutual friend to get you in there.
B)TAKE THE CATS AWAY FROM THE BUILDING.
C)Stick their poopies in his underwear draw. Call it a seperation agreemeement. You get the cats he gets their little gifts.
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I had three cats, now I have none. Had them before I met him, my poor babies. He also seriously ran up some bills in my name. I like the army recruiter idea......
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I'd love the logical explanation for that one Highbi. Forgiveness is for fools.

Revenge is giving the poison and watching the effects.
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