
Depression Support Group
Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.

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Artery: The study of paintings.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Near by
http://www.absolute-portal.com
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Near by
http://www.absolute-portal.com

deleted_user
lol...sounds like my hometown! haha :)

deleted_user
ROFLMAO yep and I am a redneck

Magdalena8
Hee Haw! Bless my knickers!

deleted_user
Nice!!! lol

deleted_user
love it!!

deleted_user
bump

deleted_user
thanks for the giggles!

deleted_user
You all are welcome, amist all teh negative post here.
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