Try and think about nice things? and the people you love and who love you and all the good things in your life.

I know it is hard.....

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

Sorry that was a poor effort.

wham, it made me smile...just wondering if i am making too many fuck ups tonight...don't u hail from b'mouth?

Bournemouth-ish

where is ish? My sis used to live there, and I loved it, especially the beach in summer...

New milton

It's about 10-15 miles east of bournemouth.

Ah well I'm envious, altho my sis now lives in Spain....I have lots of good memories of B'Mouth, I used to work at the Palace Court when I was younger *takes a tissue and wipes away the tears*

i can make u smile ! :)
i hope....
just remember I LOVE U MUCHLY
as do many other ds members !
n ur adoptin me....yaaaaaay ! :)
u have 2 smile abowt that ! :)
xxxxx

Ok try this,
I took my dog out in the field at the back of our house. He chased his football for a good 20 plus minutes and was hot. We entered through the back garden as usual, I closed the gate, turned around and found my dog standing with his front feet in a compost bin lid full of water! Not content with this, he then climbed into the lid, curled round and lay down in the water! He left his tail out and that was wagging happily, when he climbed out he then rolled in the newly dug dirt just to complete the look!
He by the way is a black Labrador and not exactly small in size - he now has to have a bath because he stinks of stagnant water - bloody animal! Hope that cheers you up - if not let me know and I can tell you all of the stories I have of embarrassing things that have happened to me. Big hugs, Viv XXXXX

Hey, and you said you'd adopt me, too, so I can hang out with toocool. Hi Mom!!!

Okay, when i was potty training my 9 year old he was fascinated with poop. One day my boy was sitting on the potty with the door wide open. All of a sudden I hear him yelling "Mom, hurry! You gotta come see this!" I go running down the hallway thinking something is wrong...as I get to the bathroom door he says " Now that's what I call a big fuckin poop!!" What else could I say but, "yep, that's a big fuckin poop alright." Later we had a discussion about the f word and how tall you must be to say it.

This is a really good idea Ruby because we can all benefit from a smile. My story is one which I told in another discussion earlier in the week....favourite songs ...I havent been able to find it since...anyway
...when I was a childminder we used to sing "Do your ears hang low" ...if you dont know it I can put the words on another post ...anyway the funny bit is that I used to put a pair of tights on my head and swing the legs about as we sang the song - v. silly - I'm glad nobody's got the evidence on film...another one which came up in a discussion the other day is funniest films - try putting a comedy video or dvd on...that might help ...probably do it myself later. Gotta go do my relaxation CD now. Love M xxx

Twilight Zone all too familiar. The other day found myself on mars. WTF I say to myself? Oh , I'm a man. I'm from mars. Just had a visit back to home base......(hope you laughed)

nadareal I did.... but for all the wong reasons....Still laughed though :)

Did you not read my post about kill all the f*cking spiders in the world!!!!
That should make ya laugh....
I'll go see if I can track it down and bump it up.