missed what happened last night??

the reason i'm sore is actually pretty funny. totally running into the store w/ my girl to get some beer, biff it and eat shit on the sidewalk outside... wouldn't even go in after that, even though nobody saw it... fuck that. wish i had a video of it though cause i'm sure it was hilarious... feelin it this morning, scraped up palm, bruised knees and sore ankle... but thats no big deal... pissed cause...
my buddy nick really pissed me off last night. i've known him for a few years, his cousin used to date my best friend. i seriously love this guy. one of those people its really hard to be serious around, always cracking up, but if you're having a rough time and it all comes down to it, he'll sit back and listen. we've always been all flirty, always kinda had a thing for each other but we fight like brother and sister half the time (usually we just piss each other off over stupid shit, but always get over it, know when we're just being assholes). well, we haven't hung out in a while so i was excited as hell to run into him. went bar hopping with him, ended up leaving w/ my best friend and her boyfriend, got a ride home, and he calls me up to chill... wasn't really sure what i wanted to do as far as chill vs. crash goes, so i told him i'd call him back... get this text "i can pick you up and we can swing back by my house" text back "k, c u soon" and i get "you gotta condom?" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!! really. who the hell does he think i am?? i know he was all wasted and just being an ass and a stupid guy, but come on. way to make me feel like shit. classy, buddy. called him up and told him he's an asshole, thats a pretty shit thing to say, whatever... haven't even heard from him since...

*hugs* I'm sorry.

so pretty much typical male stupidity, reading more into the relatioship than the girl, and AVF missed it's $1000 winner for this week? LMFAO!

i definately could have won some money with that shit... haven't laughed that hard in a loong time.
pretty much him being an ass, but really... i'm not a fucking booty call. i really love him to death, so why does he gotta go say something stupid like that?? who knows, sometimes i don't even know whether or not to take him seriously, but that he'd be like that... grrr... i really like him too, but its times like that that i just wanna jack him in his face. he'd deserve it.

mego.... we all get like that.. we're men.....nuff said

sorry, mego; gotta story to tell u; just this past August, i was on a few valium, and i just had to go out and check on my sons outside, i went step off the step and fell on top of my foot and totally sprained my damn ankle! it hurt like hell! in front of my son and his friends! totally embarrassing! well, just had to share this with u; know how ya feel! but sorry u had to go through that with your friend; what a typical male for ya!

oh yeah, forgot to tell you i was on percocet, too! so u know that i was fu**ed up! i still feel pain in the top of my foot! lmao!

lol, glass i'm not the only one who gets all fucked up and falls on their ass sometimes... at least the only one who really saw it (i hope) was my best friend. i've seen her drunkass fall down (and falled down WITH her) too many times to count. still have a scar on my back from when her drunk ass comes up with the bright idea to piggyback me, which was fine till she started spinning in circles... totally fall into the hinges of a garage door.... how many times is she gonna have to hear me say "quit laughing bitch!! i'm bleeding!!" or "awww... shit... am i bleeding?" or "you hurt mego again, look, she's bleeding!!" god, i love that girl.

yeah, at least u had a bf to fall with! i haven't fell with a bf for awhile! lmao!