I've got MONK on TV in the background; he's investigating a murder on a nude beach and (of course) having a lot of trouble dealing with it. As a nudist I got quite a kick out of his comments: "Of course; this is nudey town, the rules don't apply here." or "He's a nudist, they're all double-jointed." Plus, according to Monk, all us nudists secrete a special slug-like oil that allows us to wriggle into places in our attempt to take over the world! "We have to ship them back?" "Back where?" "Exactly!"
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