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Monkeys or dolphins?

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Who's cooler (not temperature)?
Who's smarter?
Which would you rather be (and why)?
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Dolphin. They're cute. Monkeys sometimes have a tendency to throw their shit at you if they're mad.
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shit throwing monkey.








LMFAO!
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Definitly Dolphin. They play alot!!
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What?!? 2 dolphins already!

MONKEYS GUYS!!! they're practically people (just smaller and hairier).

I think having thombs is a big plus too!

I'd throw shit as a human if I though someone deserved it!
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monkeys definately. Once at chester zoo a little chimp climbed to the top of the cage and peed all down the glass at everyone watching as if to say 'up yours'. It was hilarious.
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Dolpins by a mile
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I used to look after a man that threw shit at people when he was cross. They always deserved it if you ask me!
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This is not going as planned!

I was all for Monkeys. Yeah, dolphins are cool, but can they smoke? can they wear hats, or roller skate? Can they use a remote control?

Or more importantly (as I have realised from peoples posts) can they throw their own faeces?
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Definately a dolphin
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I want to be liltiger's icon.

If I had to choose, dolphin, they just seem cleaner, and I love the ocean. Also, are not number one on the food chain.
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Oh wham, I need to quit smoking anyway.
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Hi Wham! It is said that dolphins are the lost people of Atlantis. Have you heard about that? Please don't bash the dolphins, or the Atlanians (is that how you spell that? I don't know!)
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whats so good about dolphins. All they do is swim about making that annoying noise. They are ok i suppose but not compared to the monkey.
There are loads of different monkeys too.
You can have the cheeky chimp, lolloping orangatang (how do you spell that?) red arsed babboon, that cute little marcel (from friends), can't think what its called.
Need i go on?
MONKEYS
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Poop-throwing dolphin with prehensile tailthe best of both worlds. :)
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Dolphin sweetie.
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