After watching the movie "Cinderella", a little girl grabbed her pinwheel and stated that it was now a magic wand. She told her mother that she would grant her any three wishes.
Her mom first asked for world peace. The little girl began waving her "magic wand" and declared the wish fulfilled.
Next her mother asked for a cure for all the ill children in the world. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, the little girl obliged.
Her mother, with a glance down at her ample curves, made her third wish "I wish to have a trim figure back."
The minature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly.
"I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.