The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their
stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked.

"Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt
Betty. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. "She had
to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. "She drank the whiskey on the
way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in
the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until
she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife till the blade
broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare han ds."

"Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
your daddy give you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Betty when she's drinking !"