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Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.

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Deep Thoughts
# Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
# Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
# I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'
# So what's the speed of dark?
# After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
# Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
# If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
# I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
# Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
# If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
# Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
# Whose cruel idea was it for the word `lisp' to have an 's' in it?
# How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
# Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
# Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
# Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
# Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds' fee on money they already know that you don't have?
# Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
# Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
# I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'
# So what's the speed of dark?
# After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
# Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
# If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
# I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
# Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
# If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
# Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
# Whose cruel idea was it for the word `lisp' to have an 's' in it?
# How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
# Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
# Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
# Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
# Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds' fee on money they already know that you don't have?

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lol xx

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I enjoyed those. Thanks.

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I enjoyed those. Thanks.

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I enjoyed those. Thanks.

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I enjoyed those. Thanks.

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bump

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LOL does that not prove everyone else is crazy and we are the sane ones

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*bump*

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indeed it does. lol

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: )

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if it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

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bump

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I've always thought mimes should be incarcerated until they learn the words.

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Lookee I enjoyed these. It looks like Toddy really enjoyed them.lol

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Too cute, Had to read them outlowd to my mom..lol
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