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a funny thread, as requested by rubyblue.
found these online:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost 499 to 599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
A broom.
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down 500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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found these online:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost 499 to 599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
A broom.
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down 500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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I gave my 2 week notice last Friday 13th. Now to join you fine people in a life of leisure and nothing else to do but to look out for myself....is it just me or does that sound pretty boring? My goal was to live to retire and I guess having to take early retirement because of health reasons wasn't exactly the way I had planned things. I just can't stay in that building that is reeking mildew...
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Has anyone tried these supplements? Do they give MGers more quality of life by improving memory and overall well being?Thanks!Barbel
Q: Why do firefighters have clean assholes?
A: Shit, you would too if you stuck one of those hoses up there!