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a funny thread, as requested by rubyblue.
found these online:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost 499 to 599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
A broom.
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down 500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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found these online:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost 499 to 599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
A broom.
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down 500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Q: Why do firefighters have clean assholes?
A: Shit, you would too if you stuck one of those hoses up there!