here here,, go for it tell us a joke xxxx plzzzz

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying " Anyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
"Do you think you are stupid, Johnny?" the teacher asked.
"No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself"

VERY GOOD .. MADE ME GIGGLE ..

A college student was sitting in a philosophy class. His professor was debating the existence of God. He offered the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?"
No one responded.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?"
Again, no one answered.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?"
When no one replied, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."
The student disagreed with this announcement and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the sudent stood up and asked his classmates the following:
"Has anyone here heard our professor's brain?"
Silence.
"Has anyone here touched our professor's brain?"
Not a sound.
"Has anyone is the class seen our professor's brain?"
When no one in the class dared to speak, the student concluded,"Then according to our professor's logic, it must be true that the professor does not have a brain."

The student recieved an A in the class.

Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Bear didn't like each other very much. One day they happen to end up at the pond in their forest, and there was a golden frog. The frog said he would grant them each three wishes.
The bear said that he wished that all the other bears in the forest were female. And poof, it was done.
The rabbit wished for a helmet, and poof, one appeared on his head.
The bear looked at him oddly, but went on with his next wish.
"I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were female also."
The rabbit wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on and began revving the motor.
The bear shook his head at what he considered two such silly wished, and went on to his final wish.
"I wish that all the other bears in world were female, leaving me as the only male."
The rabbit revved his engine again,looked at the bear and said
"For my final wish, I wish Mr. Bear was gay!" and sped away.
He hopped on his

two nuns in a bath..one says to the other were's the soap...and the other nun says yes it does........

Those are good thanks for the laugh, your right we need more positive stuff on this site to help cheer ppl up.
Sorry I can't think of a joke.

More jokes needed, we need chearing up.