Depression Support Group
Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.
Somebody tell me a joke please.
Make me laugh.
Make me laugh.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Because it saw the salad dressing...
Not the best joke but it's all I could come up with at the moment.
Feel better hon. Sending a smile your way...
Screwed, For Sure
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.
"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"
She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
When in doubt, don't tell anyone!!!
Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment
The less we know, the longer the explanation
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Laughter is the best medicine...as long as I have a mirror I'll never need a refill!
Two neighbours are out walking their dogs. One guy, a German shepherd owner, says "Let's go in that bar over there and have a drink."
The other says "They'll never let us in with the dogs."
The first replies "Just follow me", and dons a pair of sunglasses. When the doorman stops him, he says "But this is my guidedog", and is allowed in.
His friend does the same. The doorman says "I've never ever seen a Chihuahua guidedog before". To which the guy responds "WHAT! They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!"
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.