a man and his nagging wife were on holiday in jeruselem when the wife suddenly died. the funeral company said it would cost 5000 to ship her home or 500 to bury her there. the husband decided to ship her home. the undertaker asked sir, why dont you bury her in the holy land and save money?. the husband replied, a long long time ago a man was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead....... i dont want to take the chance !!!!!
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