Two women talking in heaven

1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came
home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the
beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.

1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we' d both
still be alive